PICK UP LINES?

Question

IN YOUR OPINION WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST AND CORNIEST LINE A GUY HAS EVER USED ON YOU(TO GEST UR NUMBER OF COURSE!)???

Answer 1

Heaven must be sad, because their most beautiful angel has fallen from the sky and ended up in front of me!



When I was at work, a guy came up to me and said, " what time do you get off?? Can I watch?"



Will you marry me?? (I hadn't even met the guy, yet.. he just walked up to me and said that!)



What? You play the guitar?? I play the drums... we can make beautiful music together, whattaya say??



Whats that on your face? Oh, a smile... must be for me. I've got something for you, too..but I don't have it here, it's at my place.. c'mon, I'll bring you there.



Honey, your boyfriend is a loser! Take me, instead! ( while my boyfriend was standing right next to me arm in arm)



If I tell you you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?



Well F*** me if I can't guess your name!! Is it Gertrude? NO? Well than F*** me!!



Urgh the list goes on. WHy are guys so lame?? lol

Answer 2

Only 13, never had to deal with them. Once on the tonight show, they did this Jaywalking where they asked guys what pick up lines they used. One girl that they asked said "Some guy came up to me and told me I was sitting on my best asset, the funny thing was, I was standing."

Answer 3

9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines:

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1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?"

2. "Is that a false nose?"

3. "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."

4. "I'm drunk."

5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."

6. "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"

7. "I just threw up."

8. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."

9. "I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that."

Answer 4

The absolute worst was.....Hi, wanna f*ck ?

I threw my drink in his face.

Answer 5

your eyes are as blue as the sky

Answer 6

"Let's play war. I will lie there, and you can blow the hell out of me."



No, it didn't work, but I did laugh.